Texas Mortgage Broker
Apparently, our readers favorite part of the American mortgage landscape is the famed Texas mortgage. Accordingly, here is a letter page featuring all your Texas mortgage broker experiences. Keep emailing the Mortgage Nerd your stories and he will print them here. After all, he is on the net for 23 hours a day, and checks his email about 19 times an hour!
"Dear Mortgage Nerd, boy you really are geeky. If you hadn't given me such good advice on how to find the right Texas mortgage broker, I would probably give you the biggest darn wedgie you ever had. But lucky for you, that Texas mortgage loan advice was just about priceless, and I ain't gonna let nobody pick on you no more. If anyone tries to stop you from doing your nerdy mortgage doings, you just call me, Big Al, from Al's House of Waffles in Dallas, right off exit 19 of the interstate! I'll show them a Texas mortgage broker and shove it up their $#$#@"- Al, TX
"Wow, I really have to give thanks to the Mortgage Nerd for his advice on how to find a Texas mortgage broker in Austin. I contacted a guy named Phil Koppel and he got me the mortgage of my dreams. Thanks geeky guy! - anonymous, TX
"Hello, my name is Morgan Freeloan, and I am president of the Association of Texas mortgage brokers of greater Milwaukee. We may not live in Texas, but we pretend we do, and we still offer the same great rates and customized repayment plans as the actual guys living and loaning in the Lone Star State. Or should I say, "Loan Star State. Boy are my Texas mortgage broker jokes funny or what? Come see me tonight at the Milwaukee Improv down at Snooker Street at 9 PM.- Morgan, WI
"Salutations, Mortgage Nerd. This is your good buddy, Gardening Geek. I don't know much about the Texas mortgage broker thing. In fact, I don't really know anything about the whole Texas mortgage broker thing, but I do know about Star Trek, and I wanted to remind you that you and I must battle for the planet Kroogan, tonight at 8pm on the online gaming network." - Gardening Geek, ??
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