http://www.mortgagenerd.com/bad-credit-home-improvement-loan-rates.html Bad credit home improvement loan rates are so friggin' simple, I can't believe you are even asking me. You wanna know about bad credit home improvement loan rates? Go ahead and find out on your own. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Mmmmmmm gee whiz, I can't believe you're here AGAIN, disturbing my valuable home loan studies with another question about interest rates. What is it this time - bad credit home improvement loan rates? Wow, thats a real brain-buster. Hmmm, lets see - if you were Xena the Warrior Princess and I was Mark Hammil circa the beginning of Jedi you still wouldn't get me to tell you anything about bad credit home improvement loan rates. Why? Because I'm busy thats why! And because finding out for yourself is a pressure difference between two distant geographic loci! Figuring out bad credit home improvement loan rates No no no - you won't find bad credit home improvement loan rates on the front page of any website offering a home improvement loan. They'll post their prime rates there, the best rates they can possibly give to the very best customers - i.e. not you! NO, what you need to do it dig a little deeper: Some lenders will give you the honor of providing general home improvement loan rates for three different applicant types: great credit, good credit, and the barlogs at the bottom of the credit barrel. Others won't be so simple, and you'll only find a definite rate for your bad credit home improvement loan when you send in an application requesting quotes. Repeat - online applications will never commit you to anything you're just applying for a quote, and if you're looking for the lowest possible bad credit home improvement loan rates the more quotes the merrier. Now will you please leave me alone so I can euclidate Johnson's theory of mortgage relativity? No, oh for the love of ALF! A little something extra If you really want to find the bad credit home improvement loan rates you are gonna qualify for, apply to a lot of different lenders offering access to a bad credit home improvement loan rate. Afraid those applications and credit checks will only lower your credit? Well right you are - but all people looking for home financing have a two week window in which to access as many credit checks as they can for the sake of their mortgage search. Credit space-time has no bearing on the actual search for bad credit home improvement loan rates - its a glitch, an asymptote, a tear in the fabric. You know what I mean - right? No? Oh gosh. Ok, the opportunity to search for bad credit home improvement loan rates without worrying about your credit score is like drinking ten wine coolers and not worrying about a hang over for your grandparents' visit tomorrow morning. Yeah! You understand bad credit home improvement loan rates now! Great - NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT